"Speech called Hiphapi stemed from 'Shake rump.'"

$20 covers for a club may suck. However, three things can quickly make up for this fact:

1. Being with awesome friends (who happen to be out on a "Munt" ... that's "Man Hunt" for those not up on their random word combinations).

2. Getting to stay in a VIP lounge above the masses of people dancing. Particularly if said lounge comes with complimentary fruit platters and bottles of whiskey.

3. The most important of all: admission comes with a "1 free drink" ticket that more than compensates for everything - not because of the drink that you never actually cash in - but for its enlightening message:

"While hip hop is speech which call genre of popular music, mean which indicate flowing during culture whole. Speech called Hiphapi stemed from 'Shake rump.' Hiphap music happened first time by italic capitals New York's emigrant blacks in 1970. Four, lap. Dijeing. Geurapiti. Beureikeidaenseu is taken mainly on constituent that accomplish Hipop."

"Beureikeidaenseu" ... is pretty awesome... when you read it out loud it makes so much more sense.


Although "speech called Hiphapi stemed from 'Shake Rump'" is simultaneously more entertaining and opening a can. More reflection to follow...but it is 4:40! My freezing hands are saved by the bell!