Tuesday, September 23, 2008

A Whole New World

...is stuck in my head. Today will be my last day of 5th graders (and youtube Aladdin singalongs) for the week and for the second time in my life, I am about to become a bona fide alien.

Dathan and I are leaving school early to go to the Seoul immigration office to pick up our foreign/alien registry card. Henceforth, we will be able to get reliable internet service instead of pirating off of classy identities such as "kumho2." In our desperation for internet access (to work on endless law school app. stuff and perfect our pirate dialect on facebook) we discovered an awesome cafe above Starbucks that is really cheap, really good, and best of all, does not charge by the hour for wireless. After about 5 visits of only ordering beverages (which are conveniently translated into English), I gathered the courage to scour the hangul (Korean characters) section of the food and, to my extreme pride, was able to decode one item: romanized, it would be "ba-bee-cue chee-can san-doo-wee-chee"!! YEs! And it was delicious.

Idioms aside, Korea is definitely a whole new world, sans the magic carpet, with a lot of kimchi and soju thrown in for good measure (spicy cabbage and strong alcohol, respectively). We have met a lot of good friends so far. Over the Chuseok (like Korean Thanksgiving) holiday, we went to a free traditional Chuseok dinner, hosted by 2 Korean NGOs (G.O.A.L. and KoRoot) that serve expat Korean adoptees, assisting in legal matters, birth family searches, social events, and language exchanges. It was an eventful night and we met Canadian Korean adoptees, French Korean adoptees, Denmarkian (?) (OK, or Danish) Korean adoptees, Italian Korean adoptees, and American Korean adoptees. Woah. One of the best lines of the night was when I told Stephano (an extremely friendly, excitable Italian-Korean) that Dathan played soccer too (some of the guys are trying to get a G.O.A.L. soccer club together). He pumped his fists in the air and yelled, "YES! He is so big! He will add power to the team! He is like tower of strength!!!" Later, Dathan confided that he's going to have to practice just to not let the guy down....but is that not the best exclamation ever?

The answer is yes.

We went out afterward with them and when we asked the director what time the subways closed (we were about an hour from home), he kindly reassured us that subways open at 5:30AM, so everything would be fine!


Oh Korea, I have not developed my stamina for this yet!

I now have another tallymark to add to my lifelist of "I'm so ashamed!" moments (involves the ensuing 17 hour-long adventure involving 2 dinners, lots of Korean food, a music performance, crazy people, karaoke in a place that looks like it can host weddings, high heels, 5AM coffee, lots of shots and ends in a bit of disgrace).
However, overall the event was fun, a success, and I am looking forward to seeing these people again soon.
[pictured below: excerpt from the 17-hour escapade]


[My first reaction on seeing photo: they had maracas there?!?]

Dathan and I also went to a great little Italian restaurant with a bunch of friends the other night. It is on the 2nd floor of a random giant apartment building a few blocks from home. Korea is like a world of mysteries stacked on top of mysteries. Since we don't understand Korean, we don't know what most signs say for stores/restaurants above ground level, so we don't venture up into random buildings very often. However, hidden away on the 2nd floor was an Italian restaurant (along with a jumble of maybe 10 others), a family mart, a dry cleaning service, and who knows what else. So, great discovery. The Korean above-first level world continues to astound.

Afterward, we went to a bar (Uncle Don's) that played all American music and had a free pool table, fooseball table, and either Jenga or a funny plastic monkeys game at each booth. The beer on tap was only $2.50 and a kettle of soju and lemonade was only $5. Loves it! (a nod to Joe). The plastic monkey game was a lot of fun - it is like Kerplunk meets Monkeys in a barrel meets Pickup sticks meets beer. The group of friends we have fallen in with happens to include a lot of couples...seven in all (I think) counting me and Dathan, plus a few other completely awesome people. They are all very friendly, inclusive, easygoing, funny, and intelligent. Plus I am loving the different English accents (honestly, did you ever know that Australians say "zed" instead of "zee" in the alphabet??).

All in all, this is shaping up to be a great year.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Congrats on the first post!! Keep them coming...and be awesome and put up pictures to go along with them!

Indians say Zed too!

Also, I've been meaning to say this for a while and keep forgetting...but everytime I read "Anyang" I always think of Annyong from Arrested Development!! Haha remember him??

"His name is Annyong"
Annyong.

......"Hi Annyong"
Annyong.

LOL!!

That is all.

Anonymous said...

cool blog hannah. hope to see you and dathan out and about soon!

Jackie said...

Ugh! Why are there so many people who speak English where you are??!!! I mean, congrats on finding people to hang out with! I want to karaoke! I want to play maracas! grrrr...I mean, that sounds like so much fun! I'm glad for you! (grumble)

Jackie said...

P.S. I think Kurt, the English teachers at our schools, and I are the only people who speak English in this whole town...

Hannah said...

But your French is going to get so good! And you actually can *speak/understand* French, so that makes things better...

I actually wish I got more practice with my (almost non-existent) Korean. Although at lunch, usually everyone speaks Korean and I just sit there, focusing on my food and randomly catching a word or 2.

Xiao Yu said...

I also knew about the "zed" thing...because of math ;) My British housemate says it all the time.

"He is tower of strength!!" is one of the best things I've heard all day. (the other awesome event of today was when, out of nowhere, one of my classmates (whom I call "Indiana Dan") flung his pen and paper at my macro professor...hahahahaha)

Hannah...I don't understand your blog title...why a "literal hyperbole"???

Unknown said...

OK, I actually just wrote this on your wall Xiao, but in case anyone reading this comment-list is interested:

I really like contranyms, but that didn't work into a title very well. And a literal hyperbole is a contradiction, which I like.

There was debate over whether I should have named it "An Appropriate Hyperbole" ...But then I might have been obligated to make an appropriate hyperbole every title/entry, which felt constricting. So.

Also, if I ever see shit actually made of bananas or someone on fire, it will definitely make front page news on my blog.

So it is perhaps a foreshadow of amazing tales to come...

Unknown said...

Hannah, I really love this amazing recounting of experiences... Dathan is a tower of strength. It's okay if he still needs to practice his soccer skills. :)

I know what you mean about your students being lifeless lumps in their desks; I have also run into that a few days. I find that being overly cheesy or dramatic seems to do the trick for the high schoolers. Not sure if the same is true for the little 'uns.

Also, as a side-note: I love your slideshow. When did you go scuba diving?!?!